Laugh Like a Rich Person

Dear gentle clients,

Being a client of Walrus's will quickly make you filthy stinking rich. We're talking Katy Perry playing your kid's bar mitzvah rich—but with all that money comes a newly required skill: you'll need to learn an appropriate laugh. What good is a having a Bentley if you still cackle like a buck-toothed donkey and have country club doors slammed in your face?

Fear not, Walrus's new "Laugh Like A Rich Person" tool will have you guffawing over Southsides with Muffy at the croquet court in no time. Yes, wealthy clients, and soon to be wealthy prospective clients, go to laughlikearichperson.com now and master the laughter of kings, tech zillionaires, and limp-wristed trust fund babies alike.